rick perry, governor of texas, we have a live hookup, a live is satellite feed. let's check into the governor's mansion down there in austin and see how rick perry is celebrating chanukah. go ahead and turn on the feed. is it there? there they are right there. there he is. (laughs) what a hip guy. dick cheney, you know something about dick cheney? he was vice president for eight years and... (laughter) best known for shooting a buddy in the face. (laughter) and now he has no pulse because they've got him a mechanical device that keeps him alive and it's labored breathing, like if your pants are too tight. you ever been through that? (laughter) you know what i'm talking about? yeah. so now he just sits at his house and he says ridiculous things and now he's saying that the united states... now is the final for us to invade iran. yeah, now's the time. and here's my prediction. we will get oourss into another war in the middle east when monkeys start riding dogs. you know what i mean? oh, no, wait a minute, hey. is this the greatest country in the world or... (cheer